If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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