I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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