He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We are two peas in an std pod
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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