now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize