no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
