Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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