haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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