And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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