oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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