i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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