yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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