so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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