I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
