i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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