They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
