She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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