I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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