winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
foreskin is a definite game changer
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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