is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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