So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize