i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
