nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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