he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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