We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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