He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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