i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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