you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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