Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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