need another drink. this is the easiest way
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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