I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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