Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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