just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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