That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
