How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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