What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm too high and old for this...
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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