just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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