I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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