I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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