you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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