Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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