Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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