My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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