maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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