bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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