I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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