Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
They took my balls.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Randomize
