She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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