Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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