STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
did you just send me my own nude
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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