I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
she smelled like a LAN party
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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