I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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