i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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