how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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