Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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