Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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