I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
ttyl tear gas
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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