Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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