Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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